BirdsBeCool's Week 20 Ballot
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | +0 - NOTICE - This week is going to be a little bit different: I'm ranking the teams based on how far I have them going in my bracket. |
| 2 | South Carolina | +10 - South Carolina is going to be super pissed off that they were only a 6 seed, and they're going to ride that to the championship. Also, I'm a huge Gamecocks homer. |
| 3 | Marquette | +5 - Note to self: When making fried rice, use a bit less water to make the rice next time. |
| 4 | North Carolina | +0 - Note to everyone: When making fried rice, scramble the eggs separately before tossing them into the wok (also, use a wok.) |
| 5 | Purdue | -2 - If you scramble the eggs separately, they don't bind to the grains of rice, and the egg mixes in better. It tastes better, too. |
| 6 | Houston | -4 - Lifesaver Wint-O-Green Mints are super underrated. |
| 7 | Iowa State | +3 - Does anyone have the link to that Ice Spice video? (jk, I'm not really into celebs) |
| 8 | Baylor | +8 - I bought a bookshelf off of Gumtree recently. |
| 9 | Auburn | +4 - I am genuinely terrified of what Auburn can do to South Carolina, so it's easy to imagine my relief when Auburn was tossed into the same region as UConn. |
| 10 | Alabama | +8 - If you're rushing to downvote my reply on the Reddit thread because of my rankings, I'd advise you to reread the UConn bit. |
| 11 | Tennessee | -5 - For the sake of South Carolina, I hope that Tennessee doesn't Knecht the dots when it comes to why they lose to teams like Miss St. |
| 12 | Arizona | +3 - Peregrine falcons are the best birds. |
| 13 | Kentucky | -6 - Conversely, chickens are the worst birds. I hold this view despite the fact that I'm a Gamecocks fan. |
| 14 | Gonzaga | +3 - I hope that the Falcons have to switch their 1.08 pick with the Vikings' 1.23 pick for tampering with Kirk Cousins. |
| 15 | BYU | +5 - There's a giant foam cutout of Matthew Stafford's head hanging on my wall, despite the fact that I'm a Minnesota Vikings fan. |
| 16 | Vermont | NR - Vermont Linsanity run incoming! The Catamounts are gonna be messing up a team near you come March (XX)th. |
| 17 | Creighton | -12 - I actually love Creighton's odds to make the championship, but my bias towards South Carolina stopped that from happening in my bracket. |
| 18 | Illinois | -4 - In the replies to my reply on the Reddit thread, I would like everyone that has read this far to say "Diet Dr. Pepper" so that I can know who actually read this weird bs that I wrote. |
| 19 | Kansas | -8 - Why is this one pronounced Kan-sas but this one is not pronounced Ar-kan-sas?! AMERICA EXPLAIN. |
| 20 | Wisconsin | NR - RC Cola is mad underrated. |
| 21 | Clemson | NR - The fact that a lot of your OWN FANS didn't want you to be in March Madness is pretty sad. |
| 22 | San Diego State | NR - The NFL should force the Chargers to move back to San Diego. |
| 23 | Washington State | NR - I'm not entirely sure where Pullman, WA is. |
| 24 | NC State | NR - Can y'all change your logo to something that isn't just the mascot in a sailor hat? |
| 25 | Florida Atlantic | NR - What the actual fuck is stoichiometry? |
Overall Rationale
Previously ranked: Vice President Aaron Rodgers, Noah K(naysayer,) My Chances of Passing Chemistry with an A