ItsTheTenthDoctor's Week 11 Ballot
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | Guess you could call us the.... Top Dog! Nature is healing! Huskies!1 |
| 2 | Tennessee | Huh, I've never really thought tennessee was that good |
| 3 | North Carolina | Only reason you're here is quality loss |
| 4 | Baylor | Only reason you're here is cause everyone lost |
| 5 | Kansas | Only reason you're here is because I put you here - determinism |
| 6 | Purdue | Yall like trains so much you let N teams run a train on you |
| 7 | Kentucky | "I miss my blood brother" |
| 8 | Duke | "Who got that good D? I got that good D" - this is a playstation 2 reference if anyone can recognise the game? |
| 9 | Auburn | Yall lucky App State beat powerhouse JMU |
| 10 | Memphis | I like funky courts I don't care what anyone says. College basketball needs more funky courts! |
| 11 | Wisconsin | W for win |
| 12 | Arizona | Ayeeeee I got nothing |
| 13 | Houston | Told yall you didn't beat anyone good but everyone liked to keep arguing every week. |
| 14 | Utah State | Dope home crowds |
| 15 | Oklahoma | The U carrying the head of its enemy |
| 16 | Marquette | Gotta start buying some W's at the market |
| 17 | Creighton | Flip the C upside down call it flipping the bird |
| 18 | BYU | I met a mormam grandma and kid when I airbnbed in Utah. They were chill but not in a chill way if that makes sense. One of my bosses from Utah is like that too. |
| 19 | Dayton | I wouldn't mind this team in the big east over someone else... |
| 20 | Ole Miss | Missihippimisshississie |
| 21 | Colorado State | Boise State at home is tough |
| 22 | San Diego State | I had a friend who was mexican. I can't understand his dialect. He told me he was from san diego state. I realized he was speaking Aztec. |
| 23 | TCU | Gives me Baylor vibes idk why |
| 24 | Florida Atlantic | UAB hears a who |
| 25 | Illinois | You're mascots a kingfisher? Honestly pretty dope yall should use it more. Old indian logo was real dope too tho. |
Overall Rationale
Yall like to argue my rankings every week. There's never any doubts in my mind because I'm the best in the world. Even though a lot of you don't like to hear that I just, it's facts, I'm the best, you know what I mean? I, sometimes, I don't wanna believe in myself but it's the truth, I'm the best. And I'm just convinced, you know what I mean? These fellas, how dare them challenge me With their somewhat primiti-primitive skills. They're just as good as dead