| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | congrats on not losing |
| 2 | Purdue | congrats on having a slightly less bad loss |
| 3 | North Carolina | congrats on not losing |
| 4 | Kansas | |
| 5 | Kentucky | you know it’s been a fun week when a team loses and moves up |
| 6 | Tennessee | I thought Tennessee’s loss was slightly worse, which is why Kentucky passes them |
| 7 | Wisconsin | thought about putting them in the top 5 |
| 8 | Memphis | |
| 9 | Auburn | |
| 10 | Houston | |
| 11 | Duke | |
| 12 | Baylor | |
| 13 | Arizona | |
| 14 | Utah State | |
| 15 | Marquette | |
| 16 | Illinois | |
| 17 | TCU | was robbery at Kansas from being like 10th lol |
| 18 | Creighton | |
| 19 | Dayton | |
| 20 | Oklahoma | |
| 21 | Iowa State | |
| 22 | BYU | |
| 23 | Florida Atlantic | barely hanging on this week |
| 24 | Ole Miss | |
| 25 | Grand Canyon | mid major darling of the week |
dog wtf am I supposed to do this week lmfao