| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | Bitch im a dog WOOF |
| 2 | North Carolina | UNC at Chapel Hill. Is that part of the name? Never realized that. |
| 3 | Purdue | I'm more of a subway kinda guy |
| 4 | Tennessee | Johnny Knoxville |
| 5 | Kentucky | You know united kingdom university of kentucky? |
| 6 | Auburn | People forget things they dont remember |
| 7 | Kansas | Can it with the sas |
| 8 | Houston | It was a tough choice between here and 18th imo |
| 9 | Wisconsin | Wisconsin Duke would make a fun rivalry |
| 10 | Arizona | Still gotta shout out that guy that didn't wanna leave the pac 12 |
| 11 | Duke | Duke and URI would make a fun rivalry |
| 12 | Baylor | Fun fact if you follow the roads Baylor is right up the street from the university of maine |
| 13 | Marquette | Your mascot should be a star market. Ya'll some stars at the market |
| 14 | Oklahoma | Here you can see a prime example how a U always follows a Q iun the logo |
| 15 | Dayton | I used to not like this team. I started to appreciate them. Then they just did that to URI. |
| 16 | Memphis | Technically in first if you ignore the 6 |
| 17 | Creighton | That was a fun game lets do it again |
| 18 | Utah State | Yall would make a good rivalry with Dayton |
| 19 | BYU | |
| 20 | Florida Atlantic | Are you guys good or not? |
| 21 | Seton Hall | Can you guys have performed better out of conference geeze |
| 22 | Illinois | Logo looks like a subway rail. If it really was though one of the corners would be curved and fatter to take the friction for a longer lifespan. |
| 23 | Colorado State | Yall didn't have any quality losses this week so had to move down |
| 24 | Princeton | I googled your arena. Very nice. Only good one in the ivy league I think |
| 25 | New Mexico | Honestly no one really deserved this spot but yall just barely do |
Aye man coming at you with another banger. Remember you can't argue cause you'd be wrong and no one likes when someone is stubborn.