Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | UConn | They should be unanimous #1 after what they did to Xavier |
2 | North Carolina | RJ Davis is now legally my dad |
3 | Purdue | Congrats on beating a team from New Jersey, but you should've tried harder to score 69 |
4 | Houston | BENT OVER that K State team |
5 | Tennessee | The only ten (divided by two) that I see |
6 | Wisconsin | Is this logo technically in italics? |
7 | Marquette | Yanno shout out to the whole state of Wisconsin |
8 | Creighton | I can sniff a Final Four run |
9 | Arizona | Almost every conference loss has an asterisk bc the league won't exist next year (only half joking) |
10 | Kansas | So H2H would say I should have them behind Iowa State, but I think the result is different in Allen Fieldhouse and there was too big of a gap last week to warrant that jump without KU going 0-2 |
11 | Kentucky | Was waiting on a carryout order of wings (bone-in, sweet chili sauce, with bleu cheese) and visibly shook my head when Arkansas let Reed Shepard get open shots |
12 | Iowa State | I cannot believe I'm ranking them this high but here we are |
13 | Duke | That Cameron Indoor whistle is craaaaazzzzyyyyy |
14 | Illinois | Is this school in Champaign, Urbana or Chicago? |
15 | Baylor | I can't knock you too much for losing a 3OT game |
16 | New Mexico | Best mid-major in the country, even with Simon Helberg at the helm |
17 | Utah State | 1st in the best conference in the country and couldn't even tell you who their coach is. That's taking care of business |
18 | Texas Tech | Mark Adams is 11-10 this year at East Carolina |
19 | Alabama | Immediate H2H, you know I had to do it to 'em |
20 | Auburn | Not a great week, to put it lightly |
21 | Dayton | Losing to any other A10 team that isn't the 7-0 one probably would've dropped them out |
22 | Florida Atlantic | Johnell Davis should probably be an All-American this year |
23 | San Diego State | Sneaky really good logo |
24 | TCU | 3OT win on the road in conference gotta count for like 1.6x wins |
25 | Indiana State | They take the Princeton spot |
HM: Oklahoma, South Carolina, Colorado State, BYU, Ole Miss