BirdsBeCool's Week 15 Ballot
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | +0 - UConn is one of the 2 elite teams in CBB, and honestly, they can just be considered 1a of the group. Neither UConn nor Purdue did enough to warrant me moving either. |
| 2 | Purdue | +0 - Purdue is 1b of the elite group, and they could easily be 1, but I can't move them, because they didn't exactly do anything insane this week. |
| 3 | Houston | +1 - Congratulations on winning BOTH of your games this week! That gets you the special spot of being top of the 3-5 group! |
| 4 | Kansas | -1 - Don't lose to Kansas State. At least your win against Baylor was a good ranked win. |
| 5 | North Carolina | +0 - Your record is the only thing keeping you in the top 5; for the love of god, don't lose to Clemson. |
| 6 | Marquette | +0 - Good job winning your games. Just keep doing that, and you'll stay in the top 6 and likely end up moving higher. |
| 7 | Arizona | +0 - Going to triple OT against Utah is WILD, but good job winning. Additionally, good job winning against Colorado. |
| 8 | Duke | +3 - The carnage that ripped through the teams above Duke was absolutely insane, and accordingly, they move up 3 spots. |
| 9 | South Carolina | +5 - Welcome to the top 10, South Carolina. Lamont's QZips have been pulling through, and SC may now be a basketball school, considering the combined 44-3 record of the Men's/Women's teams. |
| 10 | Baylor | +0 - I can't knock Baylor down many spots when they lose to the #4 team, and especially when they beat Texas Tech. Y'all are safe, for now. |
| 11 | Iowa State | +4 - Iowa State knocked my previous #23 and #25 out of the T25 this week, so they get to move up a few notches. |
| 12 | Illinois | -4 - You should be ashamed of yourselves. You're the reason that Michigan State is back on my T25. |
| 13 | Auburn | -1 - On the one hand, you had a good win against Bama, but on the other, you looked REAL bad against Florida. |
| 14 | Tennessee | -2 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA Y'ALL LOST TO A&M HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA |
| 15 | Wisconsin | -6 - Last week, I said "They still are a great team, but they had a pretty bad week." I take that back. You guys are playing terribly. Stop, get some help. |
| 16 | Creighton | +0 - This marks a divide in the T25, in which I think that most of the teams here and below shouldn't be ranked. Nonetheless, Creighton's loss came in OT, so they're staying put. Ugh. |
| 17 | Florida Atlantic | +0 - A tale of two OTs this week, but both were against teams that you probably shouldn't have gone to OT with. Somehow, you stay put. |
| 18 | BYU | +1 - The Mormons are moving up, despite losing to Oklahoma. I am confused as well. |
| 19 | Saint Mary's | NR - Fine. I'll rank you. Nobody else wants to be ranked. Good job winning some games. |
| 20 | Oklahoma | NR - Winning both games, including one against a ranked team, propels Oklahoma up to the 20 spot. |
| 21 | Indiana State | NR - The Sycamores (dope team name) get a spot after every team previously in the 21-25 shit the bed. Good job, Indiana State. |
| 22 | Alabama | +0 - Well, the Auburn loss sucked, but 109 points against LSU WITHOUT overtime is pretty insane. |
| 23 | Gonzaga | NR - I suppose that beating a ranked team is a solid way to move into the Top 25. |
| 24 | Kentucky | -4 - Scientists are eagerly investigating what rift in the speed of gravity is making Kentucky fall off of a cliff as quickly as they are. |
| 25 | Michigan State | NR - Beating my previous #8 is a pretty good way to be ranked, despite the Minnesota loss. |
Overall Rationale
Tennessee sucks lol. Previously ranked: Dayton, Utah State, Texas, San Diego State, TCU.