ItsTheTenthDoctor's Week 17 Ballot
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | I don't have the same mindset as other people that we need to lose one now to win in the future but I'll trust Hurley |
| 2 | Houston | Congrats Houston fans yall actually made it to first. On a serious note it would be pretty wild if Houston won the big 12 on their first year. Time to fire Bill Self? |
| 3 | Purdue | So apparently subways are classified as trains. Dam, that kinda makes me like Purdue. |
| 4 | Tennessee | This is the quietist 4 seed ever. I feel like they don't belong here but they win the games they should win and that's that way that weed cookie crumbles. |
| 5 | Marquette | Quality losses bought Market a 5 spot |
| 6 | Kansas | Hot take, they should get rid of the KU in the logo |
| 7 | Arizona | Can someone take the A out of this logo. It's so unprofessional. Look at Cairo. |
| 8 | Iowa State | Don't forget I can see the future u/brvheart. This is why I put Iowa State below Kansas. Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries. Don't argue or I will mock thee. |
| 9 | North Carolina | Hot take, they should add a U to the logo, |
| 10 | Auburn | This was always the team I would pick in college football on PS2. They were first and stats were good. Although mascot mode was my favorite. Lousiville is the first team that came to mind I'd play as. |
| 11 | Creighton | I like a good court storming. Are they getting out of hand were people storm too much? Yes. But still most have just a good enough reason. This one was, gives me pride as a UConn fan. |
| 12 | Duke | Here's an example of why court stormings are good. |
| 13 | Saint Mary's | SMC 13 |
| 14 | Alabama | Alabama just tok Arizonas A and made it cursive |
| 15 | Baylor | I look at rankings more as a yearly ranking, not power rankings. Part of the reason I don't like putting Saint Mary's 13 but they fit that hole |
| 16 | Illinois | Ill is Noice |
| 17 | South Carolina | The middle east should be a continent |
| 18 | Dayton | Can you make the A10 look good please |
| 19 | South Florida | Why wasn't this team ranked last week. This team is cooking. I want to put them 17 but my PhD in college basketball says to be frank |
| 20 | Kentucky | This team is like a better Memphis |
| 21 | Washington State | Lets go Pac 2! Please don't chokes |
| 22 | Florida | Is this a sign UConn will go back to back |
| 23 | San Diego State | I'm a stone face killer like my motherfuc*in house is. Can I swear in these? |
| 24 | Gonzaga | Yes I'm putting them here because of name. Sue me. |
| 25 | Princeton | McNeese didn't perform as well in last years tournament |
Overall Rationale
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