Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | UConn | Top Dog |
2 | Houston | Fun fact Houston has never won the big 12 regular season title before. Could they finally end their drought. |
3 | Purdue | I miss when it was just us hating one another |
4 | Tennessee | Tennessee slowly sneaking into the top dog discussion |
5 | Arizona | Wildcat Wildcard |
6 | Iowa State | Why was the T afraid of the T? Because I 8 A |
7 | Marquette | Self checkout is clutch at star market if you know what I mean |
8 | North Carolina | I just realized, theirs south carolina, north carolina, west virginia, and east carolina (ECU). We got all the caroinas covered. |
9 | Creighton | If the players flapped their wings and flew would that be considered traveling? |
10 | Baylor | |
11 | Illinois | I I I I n o I s |
12 | Auburn | Just saw Sunday Morning, that's really cool what your coach has done with that kid |
13 | Kansas | Should we give Houston Kansas's blue blood title? |
14 | Duke | They should make the middle of that logo green. It's like an emerald. |
15 | South Carolina | South Carolina's got a freaken battle flag its taking to the SEC. You all rue the day you picked them to finish last |
16 | Kentucky | Kentucky and Memphis seem like they'd be bros |
17 | Washington State | That logo actually goes hard af |
18 | South Florida | This team I unjustly rank as a power ranking vs an overal ranking. I don't want to put him here but no one deservesto be abvove them and they're on a tear |
19 | San Diego State | I wanna see San Diego. My favorite american cities are Chicago and Boston well above everyone else. Feel like San Diego could join that tier |
20 | Utah State | Is it illegal to root for someone else in Utah? I mean they have the state in their name. |
21 | Dayton | What happened to Loyola? They were trash last year. Not hating I like the team but just a wieird frequency. |
22 | Gonzaga | I don't like putting this team here rn |
23 | BYU | Nickelodeon ass logo |
24 | Princeton | Jack sparrow saving his one shot for that one team. |
25 | Richmond | The one mascot scarier than Purdue's |
I made this in the morning but it doesn't matter since I know all future game results. I actually already burried the march madness perfect bracket in a treasure chest underneath an X. Hint: Musketeer of the East