ItsTheTenthDoctor's Week 19 Ballot
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| 2 | Houston | good job |
| 3 | Purdue | splendid |
| 4 | Tennessee | I think we should update the AP poll to only be top 3 but that may be a hot take |
| 5 | North Carolina | Taylor swift should buy out Jordans so UNC is sponsored but Swifty retro 4's |
| 6 | Iowa State | Everybody makes mistakes but that |
| 7 | Creighton | See here's Nebraska's |
| 8 | Arizona | "Google: where is creighton located" |
| 9 | Marquette | Really upping security at the star market lately. Shoplifing getting to be a challenge |
| 10 | Illinois | You should change your name to the university of Urbana-Champaign. I'm not a big Drake fan but that name goes hard. |
| 11 | Kentucky | Kentuckey playing the ap poll rollercoaster |
| 12 | Baylor | |
| 13 | Auburn | Auburn can buy a condo in an apartment complex with their floors and ceilings |
| 14 | South Carolina | I like the turkey but that C goes hard |
| 15 | Utah State | Finally a clear best midwestern team. That got annoying |
| 16 | Duke | Speaking of annoying |
| 17 | Alabama | Still speaking of annoying (You only get one sport!) |
| 18 | Kansas | Still still speaking of annoying |
| 19 | Washington State | Still still nah everyones rooting for this team |
| 20 | Dayton | Looks like a car brand |
| 21 | Gonzaga | Everything is east if you go far enough. |
| 22 | BYU | On a flat eath does east follow the latitude lines or just cut directingy right |
| 23 | South Florida | The flames of rocky the bull have dwindled |
| 24 | Texas Tech | That little T is so proud look at him |
| 25 | Nevada | Reno 911 is a funny show |
Overall Rationale
Work laptop forced an update and restart on me. Lost my work and had to start all over again. If that's not proof they're trying to stop me idk what is.