Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | UConn | Weee Are Theeee Championssssss, My Enemies! |
2 | Kansas | Put the mid in midwest |
3 | Purdue | Is that Clingan |
4 | Marquette | Market |
5 | Arizona | Dope logo |
6 | Houston | No! Sleep! Till Houston! |
7 | Creighton | That Iowa State coach be coaching |
8 | Gonzaga | Undervalued Gonzaga? |
9 | Miami (FL) | Was in florida not long ago. UMiami has a nice campus in Gainsville. |
10 | Texas A&M | Tylonal PM |
11 | Tennessee | They the only 10 I C |
12 | Duke | They gonna Duke |
13 | Baylor | Baelor |
14 | North Carolina | Fun Fact the C is a sideways U for UNC |
15 | Texas | Austin is legitimately dope |
16 | Kentucky | Tentucky |
17 | Alabama | To the placeeeeee I belongggggggg |
18 | Florida Atlantic | Sucks cause I do think they're still really good but they deserve to be ranked like 24 rn |
19 | San Diego State | Literally same comment as above |
20 | Princeton | They got heart. You can't teach that at your gimmic Ivy Leage Schools. |
21 | James Madison | "Did you know they're also ranked in college football" |
22 | Illinois | Illi22ois |
23 | UCLA | SHE JUST MOVEDDDDD TO LAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! GO TO |
24 | Virginia | Virgins ya? |
25 | Iowa State | Wanted to put like 21 but hard to put over others |
This was made Sunday Morning while watching Sunday Morning so I wasn't able to factor in UConn's win over Indiana yet and other games.