RagingLasagna's Week 5 Ballot

RankTeamReason
1 Arizona They're doing the whole "not losing" thing the best
2 Kansas Massive respect to KJ Adams
3Houston Winning the battle of Texas
4 UConn Staying put due to other's losses
5 Purdue Halloween was last month, cannot be scared of Boo
6Baylor #1 offense according to Kenpom; something to monitor
7 Marquette This loss means they have to eat the stinkier cheese
8 Gonzaga Dusty Stromer 1st Team All-Vibes
9Creighton " 'The reason for the season is vengeance.' - The Grinch " - Creighton (probably)
10Florida Atlantic How in the hell did Indiana not hire Dusty May
11 North Carolina Heels back?? Ranked ahead of Duke??? 32 year old Armando Bacot???
12 Texas Congrats Coach Sark
13BYU Is Mark Pope the tallest coach in the country??
14 Miami (FL) Feel like you gotta give up less points if you want to win
15Tennessee More like Dalton Connects this team together (I will see myself out)
16 Texas A&M How good were the first 3 Wade Taylors?
17 Duke I dropped them more bc Josh Pastner isn't even the coach of Ga Tech anymore
18 Colorado State That game and atmosphere against the Buffs was AWESOME. Going to be such a fiesty 6 seed
19 San Diego State Mountain West setting up to be extra spicy, yet again
20James Madison So so close to being the highest ranked Dukes
21 Kentucky I said I would take them seriously if they beat Miami, and the CRUSHED them. Then they had another game
22 Illinois Sources are telling me Brad Underwood is still a little angry? At what? It's hard to say
23 Princeton Gotta respect all buzzer beaters (unless they happen against your team or you watched TCU-Georgetown)
24 Oklahoma If Sister Jean was a real one, she would've followed Coach Moser to Oklahoma
25 Ohio State Getting ranked the same day Kyle McCord leaves = basketball school ????

Overall Rationale

HM: Memphis, Alabama, Virginia, Michigan State, Clemson, Cincinnati