| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|
| 1 |   Auburn | Could probably beat the wizards |
| 2 |  Kansas | KaN kAn. bill self will retire soon right? |
| 3 |  Tennessee | Tennesseeee whiskeyy |
| 4 |  Kentucky | Hope in the pope |
| 5 |  Wisconsin | Frank Kaminskys back baby |
| 6 |  Iowa State | That feeling when Iowa state wins the college football playoff |
| 7 |  Marquette | Only 2 big east teams worth a crap and this isn't even the best one (; |
| 8 |  Florida | Is this 2014? Uconn dark horse run returns? |
| 9 |  Gonzaga | Hello I lost to west virginia by 30! |
| 10 |  Alabama | SEC. Just different |
| 11 |  Houston | They lost like 12 times or something but its houston ig |
| 12 |  Duke | That poor baby... )::: |
| 13 |  Cincinnati | Better than the football team (NFL) |
| 14 |  Pitt | Pittsburgh vs West Virginia title is gonna happen |
| 15 |  Purdue | Zach Edey Zach Edey Zach Edey |
| 16 |  Michigan | See I told you > 2014 is back |
| 17 |  Oklahoma | I dont believe in them just yet. They start 15-0 every year |
| 18 |  Oregon | QUACK |
| 19 |  Illinois | Ilinois, just tastes better |
| 20 |  Arizona State | Party time |
| 21 |  Rhode Island | Dodged a bullet with Dan hurley #eww |
| 22 |  Texas A&M | I like maroon texas better than the orange one |
| 23 |  Clemson | Ranked so kentuckys schedule looks better (: |
| 24 |  DePaul | BEst team in the big east and its not even a competition |
| 25 |  Georgia | SEC after dark |
