| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | Greatest team of all time. What bias? |
| 2 | Purdue | Land neighbors |
| 3 | Arizona | |
| 4 | Texas | |
| 5 | Houston | |
| 6 | Kansas | |
| 7 | Alabama | I root for you like last years Auburn |
| 8 | Arkansas | Heard arkansas had an injury. Otherwise I'd put them at 6. Probably not fair |
| 9 | Virginia | |
| 10 | Tennessee | You're the only 10 I see! |
| 11 | Duke | Why can't I find coach K in the crowd? |
| 12 | Baylor | |
| 13 | Mississippi State | Land neighbor |
| 14 | Virginia Tech | Sharp logo |
| 15 | Gonzaga | |
| 16 | TCU | |
| 17 | Auburn | I like this team |
| 18 | UCLA | "She just moved to L.A. Go to U.C.L.A. and she drives a masserati!" |
| 19 | Wisconsin | Feel they're underrated every year |
| 20 | Illinois | Wildcard |
| 21 | Marquette | Feel they're underrated every year |
| 22 | Charleston | Close wins but undefeated |
| 23 | New Mexico | |
| 24 | Miami (FL) | Oh I thought this was the other miami |
| 25 | St. John's | Real tough choice between them and arizona state. St johns cause one more win. |
Fuck I'm so good at what I do and demand a $30,000 salary. This is the epitamy of perfection and if you think you're wrong you're right.