ItsTheTenthDoctor's Week 7 Ballot
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kansas | Your team name is slang for irish birds |
| 2 | UConn | Alpha dogs taking andrew tates $500 weekly course |
| 3 | Purdue | Purdue should play for the WCC with their out of conference. |
| 4 | Arizona | If you squint real hard the logo kinda looks like the state |
| 5 | Marquette | Ranking my favorite markets: 1) la Boqueria Barcelona 2) The Public Market 3) The Boston Market 4) Market University |
| 6 | Houston | Houston should play for the WCC with their in conference |
| 7 | Oklahoma | I don't like you or texas cause of football but that's not your fault baby |
| 8 | Baylor | Literally 5 logos in a row that are the same but different colors |
| 9 | Kentucky | If you really dont like louisville you'll lose so they keep their coach *taps forehead menacingly* |
| 10 | Tennessee | YOU'RE THE ONLY 10 I SEE (this was unintentional) |
| 11 | Gonzaga | Quaity loss |
| 12 | North Carolina | Quality losses |
| 13 | Florida Atlantic | Just play night games owls are nocturnal |
| 14 | Texas | I don't like you more than oklahoma. Yall left the big 12 behind. I had to say this one week but that can't be forgiven. Yall lucky you have such a quality loss. |
| 15 | Virginia | Defense *bang bang* defense *bang bang* (this would be funnier is virginia was located in temple) |
| 16 | Creighton | Typed in "whats a creighton:". Top link was "the creighton model". Ya that sums up this team. |
| 17 | Clemson | Tiger on tiger violence is never the answer |
| 18 | Wisconsin | Elite 8 team mark my words but forget about this comment in an hour |
| 19 | James Madison | Yall just irish entered and chilled |
| 20 | Colorado State | I'm getting a bike. Gonna ride it to the subway because I'm a green motherfucker who saves money and cares about the enviroment. Fuck I'm so much better than all of you. Envy me. Hate me.I feed off it |
| 21 | Ole Miss | "What happened to New Miss" Now I hate myself |
| 22 | Illinois | - Kendrick Lamar. That's called a story arch (With a musical reference you have to udnerstand) |
| 23 | Kansas State | Feel like you're the providence of the big 12 |
| 24 | Princeton | This the year of the tiger |
| 25 | Memphis | This tiger bleeds blue |
Overall Rationale
There were some tough decisions that had to be made, and some sacrifices I was willing to make. These teams dance on the court in a form of artistic expression that shows hours and days of lifes commitment. Who are you, the average person, to come in and place a number on their performance? Some players simply had the opportunity presented to them to perform the way they performed in their unique individual chess match. Maybe it was fate? Maybe it was the butterfly effect? Maybe prederterminism has already dictated the end result and UConn winning back to back championships is merely an inevitability. You know what Thanos and Lord Farquaad have in common? No they weren't both villains. They were both dictators who believed they can control and manipulate those who stand below them. Who are you to do the same? For you are not I.