WetDreaminOfParadise's Week Pre-Season Ballot
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | Hope this isn’t like last year where people are like “oh they shouldn’t be number 1” cause we only talk facts here |
| 2 | Alabama | Classic football powerhouses up top |
| 3 | Kansas | Remember when Kansas was a blue blood? Man they’re really like Unlv here |
| 4 | Gonzaga | Classic pac 12 powerhouse |
| 5 | Iowa State | Iowa means i Washington in italian |
| 6 | Baylor | |
| 7 | Duke | Blue D |
| 8 | Marquette | Market |
| 9 | North Carolina | Bronnie james jr. has more points this year than MJ. Proof lebrons better. |
| 10 | Arizona | new Arizona better |
| 11 | San Diego State | Y’all gotta sacrifice a student to the cbb gods if you wanna win this year |
| 12 | Tennessee | -2 |
| 13 | Creighton | Creighton fans are so weird I’ve only seen one before |
| 14 | Houston | They were good last year so thought I’d put them 4th |
| 15 | Auburn | Met an Auburn fan the other day. Y’all seem to focus on football. |
| 16 | Indiana | If y’all were blue I’d still consider you blue bloods |
| 17 | UCLA | If y’all were good I’d still consider you blue bloods |
| 18 | Arkansas | If y’all were horshoe crabs I’d still consider you blue bloods |
| 19 | Cincinnati | Another big east team ranked |
| 20 | NC State | Y’all you know |
| 21 | Kentucky | I think putino will do good this year |
| 22 | St. John's | Play at your other court you cowards |
| 23 | Illinois | Motherfucker I’m ill |
| 24 | Florida Atlantic | I like this team |
| 25 | Rhode Island | technically you can’t hate on this ranking cause everything’s subjective rn. |
Overall Rationale
This one’s pretty odd ngl. But give me some time for my 2025 season software update to kick in and my chat gbt brain will allow you to gampel your life savings away.